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The Balcony Breaker's: Making the week a painful time for the bare feet.
Welcome to the page known as Balcony Breakers.
What does this page have to do with a web site about the beach? More than you'd think.
UPDATE: Apparently I did in fact miss one of the stories of breakage. My apologies to the party below for this mistake.
Toni Toni Toni - Zima bottle, on the balcony, Sunday night. On the balcony is where the mistake begins, this baby did a Greg Louganus off that bad boy. Front street breakage definitely earns you a spot on the "Balcony Breakers" page. Sorry Toni, but at the time of your breakage, which was either Saturday night or Sunday night, I was either passed out (Saturday) or fried from the sun burn, fighting the chills, and sleeping. (Sunday)
Medium Walt - First day, shoot first day, first few hours there. Can of brew does a half gainer onto a brand new Chevy Suburban. Nice work brothah, that's the best way to make good with the neighbor's. Especially knowing what type of people we are, and that we'll be up partying at all hours. He should have just chucked it at an oncoming police car. Ah well he was just the strawberry mix to the daquiri of stuff flying off the balcony throughout the week.
Dr. Detroit - I'm fairly sure he did something that entailed either off the balcony, or on the balcony breakage.
Small Walt - In true balcony fashion myself and walt moved a table from one side to the other. At the time of the move there were three glasses full of strawberry daquiri, at any rate my trousers proved our mistake with red battle scars all down the front.
Jessica Bixler - Zima bottle. It went down hard, and we were still picking up the pieces by mid-week. Can we say overstayed our welcome? Just kidding, relax people this is funny stuff.
(retro) Tahiti - Saving the best for last. Wine bottle + cement = a spot on the balcony breakers page, way to go Tahiti. That's what you get for your fake tornado antics, ha ha.
If I've forgotten anyone, wah!! cry about it, I really don't care. No seriously, if you want your extremely clumsy natured butt on this page let me know what you did via e-mail at bodegas01@hotmail.com
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